"I have a medical condition..."

As you may have read in my friend's (The Tool) blog, this weekend I was in Dallas for Bad Girls' Weekend Vol. 2. I hate to repeat everything Ashley said, so I will try to remember various details she left out. I should just list them...it takes less brain power.

1. Ashley played a tiny guitar on the back porch. Rockin'!
2. Katy makes terrific cocktails. I make cocktails that no one will remember the next morning.
3. I can fall asleep standing up. Is it a gift? Is it a curse? I don't know...it's just a fact.
4. Katy's bike was not stolen off the back of her Passat, but someone did steal the Passat. JK. I think Ashley may have stolen a side-panel though. She's sneaky.
5. I was either married by or married to a guy named Mikey at The Library in downtown Ft. Worth. Where's my damn ring?!
6. La Bamba isn't such a bad movie; I think I saw Katy crying. I am sorry for my snide comments Ashley.
7. I bought the most comfortable shoes in the entire world this weekend, and they were only $20.
8. Katy is extremely talented in getting free drinks for not just herself, but Ashley and me too.
9. There's nothing better than 3 absolutely delirious girls ordering breakfast from a crazy old woman at 4:30am. Katy could barely order her oatmeal through the laughter.
10. When someone says they are buying "sunglasses", they probably aren't. That same person will probably thump you on the forehead later...or tickle you...whatever.
11. At some point, while walking downtown, one of the girls said, "God, I love being a woman!" What does this mean?
12. There is definitely something to be said for lounging around the house all day. I'm for it!
13. Ashley showed off her lock-picking skills with a wooden stick. That's talent.
14. The drive back to Abilene seems a lot shorter when you've got terrific conversation and your best friend.
15. Last but not least..."I have a medical condition!"