That's right folks. You heard it hear first. I have decided to stop pursuing my MA in Literature and change paths completely. I am now pursuing a much more lucrative career in Internal Medicine. No, I have no license, but let's look past that for right now. This weekend I opened my own practice on Hulen St. in Ft. Worth. It's really close to a Bennigan's, so I am excited! Please come and visit me, but call for an appointment first because I am swamped. You can see my number in the above photograph. That's me with my stethoscope and my sign. My assistant Tabitha worked really hard putting those letters up. I was mad because we didn't have enough space to spell out my full name or the word "available". It looks kind of unprofessional, but then again...that's what I am. Unprofessional and available. Anyway, to recap...I am no longer M. McFarland, struggling graduate student. I am now Dr. M. McFarland D.O., Doctor of Internal Medicine. How did I make this jump you may ask. Well, the answer is simple...because I am awesome!
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Melia darling, I miss you so much! A couple weeks ago, during a heated discussion about politics...in which I kept my mouth shut, because I'm not good at disscussing politics...I thought "Melia should be here, she'd really get this conversation going." Random, I know, but that was the thought. We need some of your brains around here. Glad to hear about the career change...if my internals need medicine, I know who to call. Anyway, on a light note...a boy bought me shots and called me beautiful last Thursday! Of course the second thing came after several of the first, but they say the truth comes out...right? Gotta go, e-amil me if you get a chance...miss you and love you much...Keren
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