CSS + creative liberty= music madlibs

I will now replace the word "music" in the song Music is My Hot Hot Sex by CSS.

From all the drugs, the one I like more is words.
From all the junks, the one I need more is love.
From all the boys, the one I take home is J.D. Salinger.
From all the ladies, the one I kiss is a canine.
Paris is my boyfriend.
London is my girlfriend.
Mexico is my dead end.
My journal is my imaginary friend.
Miles is my brother.
Melia IV is my great-granddaughter.
Miles in a dress is my sister.
Lifetime Television for Women is my favorite mistress.

From all the s**t, the one I gotta buy is Diet Coke.
From all the jobs, the one I choose is professional traveler.
From all the drinks, I get drunk off wit.
From all the b******s, the one I wanna be is Beyonce.
Scotland is my beach house.
The danger zone is my hometown.
Weekends are my king size bed.
Coffee is where I meet my friends.
Chenin Blanc is my hot, hot bath.
Dessert is my hot, hot sex.
Pilates is my backrub.
My neck is where I'd like you to touch.