I am worth $2,318,790.00 on HumanForSale.com
This site is both hilarious and disturbing...giving my life a monetary value. I keep thinking about the most famous actors in Hollywood that star in blockbuster movies, and how they get paid approximately nine times more than I am worth for one movie, or a few months of their time. Hmm...something to think about. Doesn't it make you feel awesome about yourself?
If any of you have 2.5 mil that you are looking to spend wisely; I could be a smart investment.
If you would like a typed, double-spaced list of reasons why I would be a sensible purchase, feel free to e-mail me and I will get back to you within five working days.
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